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Saturday, May 11, 2024

ColoRouge

Nestled in the foothills of Fort Collins under the vast mountain skies of Colorado sits a wonderful cheese company called MouCo that brings a variety of soft-ripened cheeses to the area and beyond. Each MouCo selection comes in a petite 4.4 oz round, the perfect-sized morsel to include on a cheese board or in a picnic basket. Using antibiotic-free milk gathered from a local dairy in the Front Range, MouCo follows strict quality standards of pasteurization before starting the cheese-making process in order to produce some of the most intriguing cheeses in the area. You can read more about the company at the following link: https://www.mouco.com/our-story/ 

Fort Collins, Colorado under a big blue sky


On their website, MouCo explains that the company's name comes from combining the first part of the word mountains with that of Colorado, and since the cows that produce the milk needed for these cheeses make the sound “moo,” the name is fitting. 

What the company doesn’t know is that “mou mou” is a term my family uses to express affection. It’s a long story about how we started saying this, but the short version is that we used to say “mwah,” an exaggerated kissing sound, whenever one of us was leaving, but since my mom is French, we would say it twice as we air-kissed each cheek of the person staying. Eventually, "mwah" got shortened to “moo,” but we always spelled it “mou.” Not surprisingly, whenever I see the word “mou” I smile. It's a charming word that brings up warm memories. 

Another short side story is that many years ago, not long after MouCo was founded, I visited the facility with a company I was working for at the time. We had a lovely Camembert cheese tasting after a tour of the grounds. I remember it being a very enjoyable experience. Since its inception, MouCo has expanded its line of soft-ripened cheeses past Camembert to include a truffle cheese, one with ash, another with peppercorns, and an orange wash-rind option. Of these, I have tried two, the wash rind, of course, and the Camembert. 

MouCo's many accomplishments could have led to inflated egos, but this isn't a company that flaunts its awards or boasts about its success. In fact, if you want to find out about the incredible number of bronze, silver, and gold medals MouCo has accumulated, you have to do a little digging. One of their more decorated cheeses is an ash-rind cheese appropriately named Ashley. I look forward to giving this one a try soon, as the reviews of it make it sound heavenly. As readers might guess, though, my love of stinky cheese drew me to their wash-rind option for this review. 

My first impression of MouCo cheese, no matter the variety, is that it's very subtle. That was true when I tried some while touring the facility years ago and remains so today. Even as their cheeses age and the taste becomes more complex, they all seem to retain a young cheese flavor. This might sound disappointing, but it's not, especially if you know what to expect going into a tasting. Despite my love of big, bold flavors and stinky cheese so wild it will force out an exclamation, I also find subtlety appealing. With MouCo cheeses, the flavors are there; the taste buds just need a little coaxing to appreciate them. 

Most recently, I picked up the ColoRouge, another cute portmanteau of sorts combining Colorado and rouge (French for red) into a catchy title for this wash-rind variety. I sampled it both young and also when it was more aged. Both times, I found this natural rind selection on the verge of a funky cheese without quite getting there. If Funkmeister is George Clinton, ColoRouge would be more like Teena Marie, which isn't bad, just different. It lacks some of the depth and nuttiness of the heavy hitters like Pont L'Eveque or Epoisses, but that doesn't mean it lacks charm or flavor.

ColoRouge cheese from Fort Collins, Colorado


ColoRouge is made from whole pasteurized cow’s milk to which a natural, non-GMO animal rennet is added. The texture is meaty yet supple and soft. The rind isn't as gritty or sandy as some wash rinds that form large crystals on the surface. This is more refined, about as opposite of Ardrahan as one can get while still rubbing elbows with the wash-rind crowd.

When sampling this petit fromage, I detected a distinct sour note that's not unpleasant or overly sharp, but this cheese does have a little bite...well, maybe more of a nip. The saltiness is perfect, not too much but enough to enhance the earthy taste. I find all the MouCo cheeses on the subtly sweet side. Think of how excellent butter can be sweet, and you get the picture. ColoRouge is mellow with just a hint of stink. This would be an excellent cheese if you're looking to introduce wash-rind cheese to someone who’s fearful of adventure eating. 

Some ColoRouge awards include:

  • 2016 - GoldLos Angeles International Dairy Competition
  • 2009 - SecondAmerican Cheese Society
  • 2004 - FirstAmerican Cheese Society
  • 2023 - Third, American Cheese Society 

Colorouge
ColoRouge is a wash-rind cheese

MouCo
The interior is creamy and buttery


As far as pairing ColoRouge, it can be tricky. Because this is not a powerful stinky cheese, it competes with other strong flavors like rye to be noticed. Stick with crusty French bread, Croccantini, or water crackers. Crisp green apples or celery can also serve as a fine accompaniment. Due to its subtlety, ColoRouge can be served with either sweet or savory items. It’s surprisingly good with olive oil potato chips! Try it on a pain aux amandes cracker with fig jam or baked in a noodle or potato dish. It also goes well with dried meats on a charcuterie board. Because the flavor is already subtle for a wash-rind cheese, heating it doesn’t alter the taste too much. 

ColoRouge pairs well with a variety of beverages. Some wines that make a good accompaniment include Pinot Blanc, riesling, zinfandel, and Oloroso. Try it with a nice Belgian ale or Oskar Blues IPA. Food writer Fiona Beckett suggests serving Calvados with wash-rind cheeses, an excellent option for ColoRouge. The tangy notes in the apple brandy complement the creamy texture and mild nutty flavor of this cheese. 

Markus Winkler photo



Sunday, June 4, 2023

BellaVitano Cheese Review

It looks like time has slipped away once again, and I've neglected my cheese review duties. Without further delay, I will jump right into the commentary. 

BellaVitano Cheese is one that I've been meaning to write about for a very long time. My introduction to this cheese was several years ago. It comes in many flavors, each with a distinct taste, and each celebrated with an impressive array of awards. The different flavorings come from the ingredients added to the rind or in which the cheese is soaked, and these include Balsamic vinegar, Merlot wine, raspberry ale, espresso, black pepper, Tennessee whisky, plus a few others. After trying several options, my favorite so far is the Merlot enhancement. 

Plymouth, Wisconsin is the cheese capital of the world.


Made by the Satori Company located in Plymouth, Wisconsin, a pretty little city that sits along the Mullet River, this is a product that's best described as a traditional Italian farmstead cheese with a few minor differences. For instance, the cow's milk used in BellaVitano cheese is collected from local farmers instead of on the exact premises, and the milk is pasteurized not raw. Satori is a company with a large team of talented cheesemakers and is focused on creating award-winning products, but it's not a dairy or farm. However, the company works closely with farmers within 70 miles of the facility, so it's the next best option. In addition to supporting local family farms, the Satori company also promotes sustainability and education through its partnership with these farms.  

Shortly after the company began in 1939, its Italian founder, Paolo Sartori, invented and patented mixing and stretching machines that revolutionized the cheese-making process. Since then, the Satori company has consistently produced high-quality and great-tasting cheese, starting with Parmesan and eventually adding cheddar, Asiago, and BellaVitano to their vendibles. 

People describe the basic flavor of BellaVitano as Parmesan-like, and there are definite notes of this classic cheese, but the Sartori creation is more of an everyday or table cheese, not one that’s primarily used in cooking, though it makes for a nice addition to prepared dishes, too. It's not as crumbly as the one that hails from the provinces of Parma and Reggio Emilia. In fact, BellaVitano has a fairly creamy texture for a harder cheese. 

Like Parmesan, it has tangy and sharp notes, but it's not as salty or as intense as the Italian standout. The flavors overall are more subdued, but this cheese line has more of an umami taste and is richer, more luxuriant, and easier to eat than Parmesan. Some say it's more like a cross between Parmesan and a mild cheddar. Depending on the outer or soaking flavors, the nuttiness of the cheese is either more pronounced when the tanginess is tempered or harder to detect when the sharp notes shine.

Vegetarians can indulge because the BellaVitano line is made without animal rennet. Also, because it's aged well, the flavors are enhanced, and, regarding texture, wonderful tiny crunchy calcium lactate crystals are embedded within the meat of the cheese. It has a dry quality but is more moist and creamy with a smooth mouthfeel. If that sounds contradictory, think of how a wine is wet but can also be described as dry. It's a cheese that makes you smack your lips no matter what flavor option you choose!



BellaVitano with Merlot on the outside

Each BellaVitano flavor is distinct



The three flavors I have tried were all really wonderful in different ways, some more subtle than others, but all with distinct characteristics. None of them is overly sweet tasting, even the ones that have fruity accents.

Merlot- The wine flavor balances out the tanginess of the cheese. It's mellow with boozy, fruity wine notes. 
Balsamic - The Balsamic vinegar enhances the tanginess of the cheese. It's punchy and crisp with definite fruity and sour notes.
The cognac flavor was offered for a limited time. I don't know if it's still available or if it will be again, but it was lovely. The cognac elevates the flavor and adds a certain elegance and richness while taming the tanginess of the cheese. It's smooth and intriguing.   

The wine and food pairings depend on the unique toppings of each cheese. I think the Satori company did a beautiful job of creating appropriate wine and food pairings for each of its cheeses. You can follow this link to discover what foods and beverages pair well with BellaVitano cheese. I would just add that nobody should shy away from using these cheeses in baked dishes, on salads, or on the side of a hearty roasted root vegetable dish, especially when it comes to the Merlot flavor. This is a cheese that can stand up to less traditional pairings and, as nice as it is plain on crusty bread, it actually tastes great on a turkey sandwich or in a spinach and fresh pear salad. Don't be afraid to try it with chocolate and roasted nuts, either. When a cheese is developed that's outside of the box, go ahead and be daring with your pairings. 

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Thomasville Tomme

Thomasville Tomme cheese


I have to preface this blog post by saying any complaint I'm going to share has nothing to do with Thomasville Tomme cheese itself or the company that makes this lovely product. My criticisms are directed at the store where I purchased the cheese, and it's not the first time I have been disappointed by this large chain store. It may not be worth mentioning, though, other than to say that when a cheesemonger tries to sell you old moldy cheese and claims that's how the cheese is supposed to look, take a look at the cheese maker's website before you put down any cash and end up with something well past its prime. More often than not, you will find a description of how the cheese is supposed to look, smell, and taste, and while mold occurring on cheese usually isn't anything too terrible, in this case, Thomasville Tomme isn't supposed to have it. In fact, Sweet Grass Dairy suggests cutting away any mold that happens to develop after the cheese is exposed to oxygen, so if anyone tells you that the mold on this particular type of cheese is not just acceptable but desirable and intended, don't trust her. 

Cut away any mold that develops.

 

On a brighter note, and bright is a great description of this cheese, Tomasville Tomme is a beautiful everyday cheese with a lot of versatility. While it smells like a standard Swiss cheese and has a strong nutty flavor, there's also a wonderful earthy and mushroomy aftertaste, reminiscent of the flavor one finds in a bloomy rind. It's very good. My reaction to eating this cheese is like the second "woo" in this video, displaying genuine appreciation without swooning, jumping up and down, or falling over backward. Every time I eat it, I think, "Wow, that's a really nice cheese." 

Thomasville Tomme is a nice everyday cheese

 

As far as flavor goes, there are notes of straw and grass without any funkiness or dankness. Because the milk used to make this cheese comes from cows that feed primarily on grass, the flavor is fresh, full, and rich with a hint of butter and sweetness. The various subtle notes make a lovely combination.

In a previous post, I discussed tomme-style cheese. In brief, these cheeses are traditionally lower in milk fat, are less acidic, and have a rustic natural rind. Thomasville Tomme is no exception, though I prefer this to many tomme-style cheeses I have tried. There's just something more intriguing about this cheese. It's not bitter or chalky, and it's not dry. In fact, it has an unctuous, beefy interior without being truly oily.  

 

The interior of Thomasville Tomme is beefy.


Like traditional tomme-style cheese, Thomasville Tomme is made from raw milk sourced from the same farm, and animal rennet is used. It's aged approximately 60 days. Unlike many larger companies, Sweet Grass Dairy focuses on sustainability. According to the Sweet Grass Dairy website, Founders Al and Desiree Wehner moved from conventional dairying to a more natural method. They wanted to allow their cows to eat grass. These barn-free dairy cows in Georgia produce milk year-round. 

It's not surprising that Thomasville Tomme has won several awards including first place at the American Cheese Society Competition in 2002, and, more recently, a bronze award in the World Cheese Competition in 2021. 

Although this cheese can be used in cooking, it really shines as a table cheese. Its flavor is more pronounced at room temperature. Pair this cheese with rye bread and dried meat or sausage, seed crackers, green grapes, apricots, roasted nuts, candied pecans, or sun-dried tomatoes. Cube it and add it to a fresh spring salad with Champaign vinaigrette, or add it to a club sandwich.  

 

Grenache pairs well with Thomasville Tomme.

 

Serve Thomasville Tomme with a California Merlot, Pinot Noir, Madrain, Gamay, Grenache, Chardonnay, or a Sauvignon Blanc blend. You can also try it with a Chenin Blanc or even Chanpagne. Those at Sweet Grass Dairy suggest a hoppy Pale Ale if beer is more your thing, but you can also try it with a Doppelbock. 

 

 

Friday, April 22, 2022

Bloomsdale

Bloomsdale Cheese
Bloomsdale cheese is lovely and bright

Some time ago, I enjoyed an interesting goat cheese from Baetje Farms. I won't leave that one unaddressed, but more recently, I stumbled upon a different cheese from the same company and decided to review the two out of order. Bloomsdale, the one I tried more recently, is a wonderful find but not always available in your local supermarket. Fortunately, you can purchase it directly from the source on the Baetje Farms website.

Inspired by the renowned French goat cheese Valencay, a pyramid-shaped little product that's coated in ash, Bloomsdale is a wonderfully intriguing cheese. Considering the location of Baetje Farm near the Forche du Clos Valley where French settlers landed after coming down from Canada in the 1700s, it's not surprising their flagship cheese was inspired by one of the great goat cheeses of France. 

Regarding the flat-topped Valencay, the story goes that Napoleon was angry when he was presented with this pyramid-shaped fromage and insisted the tops be truncated. Apparently, his failure to take control of Egypt came to mind when he saw the cute little dairy product with its pointy hat. The formerly perfectly shaped pyramid reminded the French leader of his defeat, so, in a rage, he demanded that the tops of this cheese be leveled. It seems that for a brief time, France became the opposite of the Pointed Village, and since then, other cheesemakers have also leveled the tops of petit cheeses that would otherwise look like mini royal Egyptian tombs.  

Bloomsdale Cheese
Bloomsdale has a flat top

Sharp top or not, the minor change in shape didn't affect the wonderful flavor of the product back then and certainly hasn't in more recent times. Bloomsdale is a lovely and vivid mold-ripened goat cheese. Inside the bloomy white rind that's rolled in pine ash and salt lies an interior that's similar in texture to some fresh goat cheeses, only it's slightly drier and cakier overall while still very creamy on the tongue. It has a dense mouthfeel without any feeling of it being heavy. The aging process increases and deepens the sharper and tangy notes but doesn't overpower the rich mushroom and earthy flavor. A sharp tang sneaks up on you and is more of a potent aftertaste that lingers, and there's a hint of salt to balance all the flavors. The more the cheese ages, the softer and runnier it becomes, and the more pungent the flavor becomes. 

It's not surprising that Baetje Farms has won many awards for their cheeses, over 70 national and international titles with Bloomsdale bringing home top honors multiple times!

Bloomsdale cheese
Over time, Bloomsdale becomes softer.


On the Baetje Farms website, they state: 


Our cheese-making facility is built to produce small quantities of cheese coupled with state-of-the-art aging facilities that produce exact temperature and humidity conditions. We use very fresh rennet and cultures that are imported from France and Denmark. The first cheese plant was added onto the barn in 2006 and a second addition in 2011 to meet demand.  Who knows, we just may be added on again soon!


Serve Bloomsdale with Waterwheel crackers, crostini, or a standard sliced baguette. You can add it to a simple salad with vinaigrette or place it alongside fresh grapes, sugared fruit, or dried apricots. Other accompaniments include toasted walnuts, honey, sundried tomatoes in oil, or crudité. This cheese works exceptionally well in a sauce for cooked meat or as a topping on a hamburger. It's even better with meats as the cheese ages. 


As far as beverages, pair Bloomsdale with Reisling, Chenin Blanc, Petite Sirah, a bright rose from Provence, or Pedro Ximenez. If beer is more your thing, try it with SeaQuench Ale or a Belgian-style Saison.


Rose Wine
Try a rose with Bloomsdale. Photo by Vincenzo Landino


Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Hika Bay

Hika Bay Cheese
Hika Bay cheese on display.


Wisconsin is known as the number one cheese-producing state in the United States, and a whopping 90 percent of the state's milk supply goes into making cheese. Saxon Creamery by lake Winnebago is about a 40-minute drive from Hika Bay which sits on the shore of Lake Michigan. These two idyllic locations in Wisconsin are where one could sit back and daydream. Hika Bay cheese, named after the bay, just happens to be an affordable dreamy semi-hard cheese exclusive to Whole Food Market. It's one of several kinds of handcrafted goods made at Saxon Creamery using milk from cows that graze on a variety of grasses and plants throughout the year. The plant-dominant diet affects the bovine's milk, which, in turn, contributes to how the cheeses made with this milk taste. In this case, it adds a creaminess and fuller flavor to an otherwise mild product.  

Hika Bay cheese

Saxon Creamery creates lovely cheeses

While there's nothing overly fancy about Hika Bay, this cheese consists of a lovely mild buttery paste that's supple and elastic with a slightly muted zing that sneaks up on you without knocking your socks off. Even the aroma is buttery. As the cheese ages, the tang becomes more pronounced. Though any sharpness is soft, it livens up the flavor without distracting from the milder milky and nutty undertones, and despite its mildness, it's a memorable creation. Hoka Bay is described as a Gouda-style cheese, but the flavor is more like a combination of Alpine and mild cheddar with just a hint of sweetness. An ad for Whole Foods boasts that this award-winning cheese is one of the top 16 in the world, but this article in the Green Bay Press Gazette makes no mention of it. Either way, it's worth a try, as it's a subtle but intriguing cheese.

Hika Bay goes well on sandwiches and makes for a great snacking cheese. Pair it with pretzels, cornichons, walnuts, fresh red grapes, rustic bread, or Dijon mustard as a dip or accompaniment. This is a cheese that's wonderful in baked dishes. Add it to hot sandwiches, bakes noodle dishes, potato gratin, or egg dishes. While the washed rind is edible, avoid the outermost part of it that's tough. Unfortunately for vegetarians, the rennet used in the making of this cheese is traditional. 

Hika Bay
Hika Bay has a tough outer rind


Beverages that pair nicely with Hika Bay include Gruner Veltliner, Torrontes, Merlot, Pinot Gris, Ruinart Rose, or Malmsey. A Pilsner or Winter Sparkling Ale also goes well with this cheese. 

A variety of white wines and sparkling wines pair well with Hoka Bay Photo by Thomas Martinsen

 

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Montealva

 

Montealva
Montealva Cheese

 

It's hard to believe that in all the years Cured on Pearl Street in Boulder has been open, I had never been inside until a snowy day in March 2022. Despite the bitter-cold weather and just a few minutes after opening time, the place was hopping. There were people in line, waiting for their morning coffee and others getting ready to order sandwiches or other goodies. Before I got too far inside, I got distracted by the wonderful selection of chocolates, jams, and pantry items. Everything is presented beautifully, but when I eventually looked ahead, the cheese counter in the corner called to me as if a celestial light were shining upon it. 

Cured
Cured sells some wonderful cheese


The cheese section is where a limited selection of semi-soft, semi-hard, and hard cheeses sit atop an elegant gray counter. Upon closer inspection, it was obvious that Cured carries a variety of unique and unusual cheese from all over the world, and the cheesemongers there can tell you everything you need to know about each. The professional to whom I spoke was very, very knowledgeable and friendly, always a plus. He knew not just what each cheese tastes like but interesting little details about where and how the cheeses are made and aged. Initially, I went in thinking I would buy a super fancy product that I spied on their website, but it was temporarily unavailable. I hope to review that one another time once it's back in stock. There are some wonderfully intriguing selections from which to choose, so, moving to plan B, I opted for an interesting goat milk variety from Spain. 

 

 

Payoya goats
Payoya goats in Andalusia, Spain


Montealva 

For over fifty years, the craft of cheesemaking has been shared throughout the Aguilar family in Southwest Spain. Using milk from a herd of over 450 Payoya goats -- a breed that almost went extinct but is, fortunately, still surviving in the beautiful but rugged Sierra de Cadiz region -- brother and sister, Pedro and Isabel, continue their family tradition as affineurs in the town of Torrecera, Jerez. There, they create an extraordinary award-winning cheese called Montealva. This beauty was first introduced to the United States about eight years ago and has become well recognized internationally for its lovely flavor and its beautiful cotton-white interior. 

Cheese Rind
Some rinds you can skip consuming

 

Inside the darker decorative rind -- rind pattern is an art form in and of itself, and the woven-grass pattern on Montealva is similar to that of Manchego -- that looks and smells (and tastes, though it's not recommended to go there with this type of rind!) like it has been rolled in dirt lies a supple paste that's bright and full of flavor. There is a strong barnyard smell that escapes the moment the wrapper is opened, but once the cheese is exposed to air, the musky, stinkier aroma dissipates. 

The flavor of this charming cheese is mild with more pronounced notes of citrus and a zingy tang that sneaks up on you without overwhelming your taste buds. Imagine a mild cheddar with a bit more spring in its step, one that makes you turn and take notice. The texture is creamy and smooth but slightly crumbly. Closer to the rind, the taste is more earthy, but the bulk of the interior is fruity, buttery, and sweet with just a hint of salt and nuttiness, a combination of flavors that some might call umami. The more it ages, the more the goaty flavor emerges.

 

Montealva Cheese
Montealva is a lovely, uplifting cheese
 

Keeping with the tradition of cheese made by their ancestors, the Aguilar family makes sure that Montealva remains all-natural and free from any artificial colors or preservatives. This semi-firm cheese made from pasteurized goat milk is aged two months and pairs beautifully with light toast, Spanish olives, apples, honey, marmalade, dried apricots, or fresh figs. It can be used on sandwiches to liven them up or added to baked pasta or tomato dishes. Try it in an arugula and pear salad with a creamy balsamic dressing or grated over scrambled eggs for an uplifting breakfast sure to wake you up and brighten your day. 

As far as beverages, this cheese almost demands a fino sherry but pairs nicely with a Spanish rose, Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, sparkling Cava, or a fruity Syrah. If beer is more your pleasure, Saison is a good option, as is a wheat beer.

Fino
Fino sherry pairs well with Montealva



Tuesday, March 8, 2022

Cheese Board Ideas

When it comes to cheese, finding the exact number of different varieties around the world is nearly impossible. There are so many! New varieties continually emerge while others are discontinued. Some estimate that there are close to two thousand types of this dairy product, and when it comes to cheese, people have strong opinions about what kind is best. A favorite of one person might be unappealing to others. Not everyone is down with the sour notes of Pont L'Eveque or Petit Munster, for example. However, creating a lovely cheese board that has the potential to please even the fussiest cheese connoisseurs is easy when you follow some guidelines from professionals in the industry. 

A note about terminology. There are people today who use charcuterie board and cheese board interchangeably, when, in fact, they are not the same thing. Though it's now acceptable to use the former when referring to the latter, traditionally, "charcuterie board" -- charcuterie being the French term related to prepared and cured meat products -- was used specifically to describe serving trays that are meat forward. As one might expect, a cheese board puts cheese on center stage.

Both eating and presenting cheese to guests should be enjoyable activities. Whether it's a large or small board, much of the joy of creating a specific array comes from being thoughtful about the selections of both cheeses and accompaniments. Entertaining can provide a great opportunity to introduce others to your favorites, but 

keep in mind the tastes of your guests. If you don't know, don't assume. 

The prudent way to go about selecting cheese for guests is to opt for at least one that's a classic, something that nearly everyone is sure to like.

Cheese boards can be presented before or after a meal or as part of a buffet-style fare. Typically those served after the main dish are considered a replacement for dessert or a course served right before dessert. These are usually smaller with fewer options than a standard cheese platter.

Cheese board
Photo by Mgg Vitchakorn - Un petit gout de fromage


Before you run to the store and start buying items for your cheese board, look for inspiration either online or in books. If you really want to indulge, spend some time getting lost on the Cheese Sex Death website and follow Erika on social media. In her newly published gorgeous and informative book, Cheese Sex Death, A Bible for The Cheese Obsessed, she suggests in The Book of Plating chapter the following when considering how to go about putting it all together:

 

1. Curate an Array of Delicious Things: Look for a variety of textures, colors, and flavor profiles. 
 
2. Bring It All to Room Temp: As always, temper both Cheesus and Her accompaniments before serving. [As the fat in cheese starts to warm up in temperatures around 68 degrees, the flavors become more pronounced. The texture also changes and becomes creamier, but limit the time cheese stays at room temperature to four hours.]
 
3. Plate with Purpose: Arrange each body from mild to strong, place their favorite accompaniments nearby, and give everything its own utensil. 
 

4. Enjoy Yourself: Plating is an act of worship, so set aside enough time so you can enjoy the process and express yourself.

 

Cheese sex death
Book by Erika Kubick - Cheese Sex Death - A Bible for The Cheese Obsessed


Getting more into specifics, when Elizabeth Chubbuck of Murray's Cheese was featured on the Today Show in 2020, she also suggested going from "mild to wild" when assembling a cheese board. Most agree that a selection of three to five cheeses is optimal, depending on the crowd you plan to serve. 

Using Elizabeth's suggestions, start with a soft, mild cheese such as fresh chevre or fresh mozzarella. Next in line would be a semi-soft cheese like as Brie or Red Hawk, cheeses that are guaranteed to please almost everyone, followed by a semi-hard variety such as Lamb Chopper or a nice Gouda. Add in a hard, sharper cheese like raw milk Manchego or Cave Rebel, and that leaves one more selection left, a walk on the wild side. In this spot, anything goes, from a wonderful blue cheese to a truffle cheese to a stinky favorite. Don't be afraid to ask your local cheesemonger for advice or suggestions, and take the time to learn which cheeses are best for cooking or served heated, and which shine at room temperature.

While variety is encouraged, cheese selections can also be themed and more uniform. Some ideas for themed presentations include a board consisting of local cheeses, cheeses from a particular country, seasonal selections, or items that are associated with a particular holiday. No matter what cheeses you choose, it's nice for guests to know what they are consuming. Cheese board labels are a great addition to your display. 

Once you have selected your cheeses, look for complimentary accompaniments. Items to consider are sliced bread or crackers, dried or fresh fruit, pickled fruits or vegetables, cured meat or pate, nuts, chocolate, jams or honey, dips, and crudité. Be thoughtful about the arrangement and the flavors. Some pungent herbed or flavored breads and crackers might not be a good match for cheese. Citrus fruit can also be a challenge because of the strong acidity that can overpower more subtle cheese flavors. A way to get around this is to broil or grill fruit slices or use a marmalade instead. Most other fruits don't need much preparation and complement cheese well, enhancing certain notes while contrasting the savory profile with a sweet one. As much as the board should look pretty, it should also be balanced, and items such as fresh fruit should never be placed on dry ingredients like crackers or bread because the juices will cause either to become soggy. 

In order to prepare a successful cheese arrangement, start with the largest items first and then add the accompaniments and garnishes last. In her book mentioned above, Erika has excellent advice when it comes to presentation. Make sure meats and fruits are offered in manageable bites. You can roll sliced meat or fold the slices into triangles. There's also the option of being more creative with your display by making meat flowers. Finishing touches can include brûléeing the top of cheese, or adding herbs, nuts, edible flowers, or other toppings to accentuate the cheese. You can get really creative with this, and as Erika suggests, enjoy yourself. Creating and sharing a cheese board should be something that makes your heart sing. 


Sample Cheese Board with A Focus on Milder But Interesting Cheeses:


The Cheeses

Chavrie Plain Goat Cheese 

Hartwell 

Midnight Moon

Sparkenhoe Red Leicester

Epoisses 

Bread And Crackers

Sliced Baguette

Carrs Wheat Crackers

Water Wheels

Meats

Prosciutto 

Pate de Campagne

Accompaniments 

Cornichon

Marcona Almonds

Coconut Dark Bark

Balsamic Reduction

Strawberries

Dried apricots

Tart cherry spread

Serving Utensils

Small Spoons (Cherry Spread, Balsamic Reduction, Nuts)

Cheese Knife (Hartwell)

Spreading Knife (Soft Cheese, Pate, Epoisses)

Mini Tongs (Cornichon, Fruits)

Other Additions and Decorations

Brulee Blood Orange Slices 

Edible flowers

Beverages

Wine

Beer

Sparkling Water